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10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT WEEK 1

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1.  Adrian Peterson put on a show for the ages. This was one to show your kids someday if you’re a real Vikings fan.  The man’s purple and gold jersey disappears when he breaks loose, and you’ve got no choice, no matter what team you pledge allegiance to, but to marvel at the creativity, brilliance, and sheer anger that AP used to produce 180 yards and three TD’s.  Brett Favre’s debut in a Minnesota uniform was far overshadowed by what could be the best run in Peterson’s career to date.

2. The proprietor of this here football-themed website told me he thought my shutout prediction of the Bills by New England was a stretch, and I scoffed.  He was right.  Buffalo damn near pulled off a huge upset moments ago.  New England squeaked out a mouse-fart’s margin of a victory against Buffalo, driving anyone who bet that the Pats would cover the spread into an ulcer or a nuthouse or both.

3.  Even though the Houston Texans made it really easy on him, Mark Sanchez did some really impressive things in his rookie debut. At least six huge plays for him came on 3rd down, and one came on 4th, showing that ice water pulses in the veins of the kid from USC.  He showed a quick release, surprising mobility, and accuracy that several starting QB’s should envy.  Combined with (as we predicted) an aggressive, active defense, the Jets look to be a surprise in 2009.

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4.  New Kansas City head coach Todd Haley got his first full-time position job with the Chicago Bears in 2000, and although he lost his opener versus Baltimore, his team put on a performance worthy of those Bears’ teams of old.  Big plays and scores by the defense and special teams fueled a close loss to a far superior Ravens team.  Brodie Croyle even got in on the act, tossing big throws late in the game to keep it close.  Joe Flacco eventually daggered them, but the Chiefs may be better than anyone thinks this year (FS Mike Brown also had 12 tackles, but that’s not necessarily a good thing given his injury history).

5.  The New York Giants had some throw-back performances against the Washington, D.C. football franchise.  Mario Manningham looked like the Michigan star he was with a 31-yard TD catch-and-run, and the D-Line had a resurgence reminiscent of their 2007 Super Bowl win.  Justin Tuck and Osi Umenyiora will keep abusing offensive lines (and spell checks).

6.  As impressive as Drew Brees was in his record-setting opening-day game with 6 TD passes, RB Mike Bell ran for 143 yards. But perhaps this proves that the Detroit Lions’ defense is still really, really terrible.

7.  The San Francisco 49ers looked like a team led by Mike Singletary. The Hall-of-Fame MLB kept his squad fighting for every yard and never losing hope against the defending NFC Champs.  I feel proud and stupid, as I wanted to pick them to win but couldn’t commit.  I predicted a better-than-expected performance from San Fran, but not a win.  I will choose more wisely in the future, and the rest of the league is on notice.

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8.  Clinton Portis continues to be the engine driving Washington. Or more accurately, if he stalls, so do the R*dsk*ns.  He rushed for 62 yards on 15 carries, and 34 yards came on his first run from scrimmage.  Without a run game, QB Jason Campbell is not capable of carrying his team to a win against a quality opponent.

9.  There were the usual opening-week key injuries around the league:

-Brian Urlacher, Bears

-Anthony Gonzalez, Colts

-Donovan McNabb, Eagles

-Troy Polamalu, Steelers

-Hakeem Nicks, Giants

-Reggie Hayward, Jaguars

Here’s to a speedy recovery to all of these quality players.

10.  Of all the mistakes Jay Cutler made last night, the most overlooked one was his blowing the Bears’ final timeout on 4th and inches towards the end of the 3rd quarter.  I pondered this, thinking what could he possibly have seen from the Green Bay defense that made him reconsider the play call?  Isn’t this a fairly black-and-white situation?  Isn’t this play merely a comparison of these linemens’ testicle circumference?

Then I thought well, perhaps Chicago had some too-cute gimmick play called for the situation and Cutler saw that the Pack was prepared for it.  But even if that was the case, shouldn’t he have been equipped with the proper audible into a traditional 4th-and-inches playcall?  Someone, either Cutler of offensive coordinator Ron Turner screwed that up.  There were multiple other mistakes, both player and coaching-related, but few have drawn attention to this one, which burned the last clock-stop for Chicago and made their final drive much more difficult.  Perhaps I’ll have the wherewithal to revisit this game, but most likely I’ll just pretend it didn’t happen and pray that everything works out next week.

Who are the Bears playing?  The World-Champion Pittsburgh Steelers?  $%#@&*!!!!!

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JAY CUTLER: STILL A BED-WETTING CRYBABY

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I’d love to take the elevator to the top of the Sears Tower (or whatever it’s called now), and scream “I TOLD YOU SO” to Bears fans. Then I’d jump off of it.

Jay Cutler.  online photo, no source available

This guy crapped himself in remarkable fashion in Lambeau Field last night, his sociopathic streak on display for all to see. There’s no throw he can’t make, and there’s no teammate he can’t belittle.

In the city of Denver today, there’s a Bill Belichick-wannabe who is smiling. After a miraculous win for his own team, followed by the poorest of performances by the whiny little kid who kicked and screamed his way off of said wannabe’s team, Josh McDaniels is whistling on his way to work.

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Fun With QB Stats

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A glance around the top 32 QB ratings from 2008 reveals some interesting facts, and here are the ones that I was able to spin into shaky conclusions before I ran out of ideas:

 

Philip Rivers had the top rating the league last year?? Great, now I’m going to have to give him begrudging respect, which I despise doing as much as I despise Rivers himself.  34 TD’s, 11 INT’s, 4000+ yards.  Can’t really argue with that too much.  What I can say in an effort to argue is that A.) Darren Sproles represents 5 of those TD’s, turning roughly a sixth of his 29 catches into scores.  I’m betting most of those were dumpoffs with which Sproles made plays himself.  Plus, we all know QB Ratings are garbage.  The rankings will tell you that the average performance of Shaun Hill and Seneca Wallace combined would be better than that of Eli Manning, Donovan McNabb, Jay Cutler, Brett Favre, Kerry Collins and Ben Roethlisberger. 

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Matt Cassel led the league in sacks taken?? Yep, 47 times last year he got dropped holding onto the ball.  Where was the so-called great protection I always complain about Tom Brady getting?  Brady got sacked a fraction of the times the previous year, 21 total in 2007.  So either the Pats’ line got decimated by injuries in 2008 (which I don’t remember and I’m too lazy to look up and see), or Cassel had problems holding onto the ball too long and didn’t fully grasp all of the intricacies of the offense, which is both likely and excusable for a backup who played very well.

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Drew Brees and Jay Cutler threw the ball a lot in 08.  While neither quite got in the ballpark of the record 691 attempts set by Drew Bledsoe in 1994, Brees’ 635 and Cutler’s 616 are the only two over 600 attempts.  Donovan McNabb threw 571 times, and I remember watching an Eagles game late last year and not even seeing them run the ball at all.  I wonder how Brees and Cutler got through the season without their tendons popping loose. 

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Speaking of Jay Cutler, there isn’t anyone more happy that Brett Favre is back than the Bears’ new quarterback.  That’s because Favre’s the only guy who would likely throw more picks than Cutler will.  Cutler had 18, and Favre had 22 in ‘08.  Vikings fans in support of Favre (and I think that’s the majority of them now) will ignore the fact that Favre led the league over Cutler while throwing almost a hundred fewer attempts.  And that Favre had a running game that Cutler would have killed for. 

 

The Jets had Thomas Jones and Leon Washington run for over 2000 yards and 20 TD’s.  Do you know who Denver’s leading rusher was last season?  Me neither – it was something named Peyton Hillis, who charged his way to 343 yards and 5 TD’s.  Cutler himself was close to that, running for 200 yards on his own two feet.  Matt Forte should take more than a little pressure off of Cutler, hopefully bringing that INT total down a couple notches. 

 

Peyton Hillis.  Online photo, no source available
Don’t recognize this guy? Me either.

 
 

What is possibly more impressive about both Brees and Cutler is that despite leading the league in attempts, they were each sacked less than once a game – Cutler with 11 and Brees with 13.  Both are underrated mobility-wise, and both have quick releases.  Ironically, Brees may provide the model that the Bears hope to use with Cutler, at least in part:  despite Brees throwing for over 5,000 yards, he had no 1,000-yard receiver.  Lance Moore came the closest at 928.  To be fair, New Orleans had two other receivers besides Moore with yardage in the 700’s, which is pretty damn good for 2nd and 3rd WR’s. 

 

But Cutler and Favre are the new guys in their division, and both will be playing with pretty good run games.  When you combine receptions and carries into total touches for the 2008 season, Matt Forte and Adrian Peterson aren’t that far off, and Forte actually scored 12 TD’s to AP’s 10.  What’s the major difference between the two that could help Chicago and hurt Minnesota?  Peterson’s 9 fumbles with 4 lost to Matt Forte’s 1 fumble, 1 lost.  Can you say ‘Turnover Ratio’?  


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Sorry, I just couldn’t go too long without taking cheap shots at the Purple Jesus.

 

 

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Oh, so this is what Denver fans were talking about

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And not to toot my own horn, but so was I.  Many Bears fans were calling me a pessimist when Jay Cutler was brought on board in April, but it didn’t take long for him to prove my point.  The Chicago Tribune’s David Haugh does a commendable job of shining the spotlight on Cutler’s comments regarding an interception he threw in the Bears’ first preseason game against Buffalo, in which Cutler seemed to put blame on Devin Hester for not helping him out.  But Haugh also apologizes for the new QB’s comments by stating that “the competitor in Cutler occasionally makes it hard for him to admit a mistake.”  

 

Jay Cutler.  Online photo, source not available 

 

In other words, the guy’s never wrong, and is too much of a SOB to admit it.  One Bronco-fan buddy of mine suggested a drinking game while watching Cutler this season:  Wait until the cameras zoom in on him after an incomplete pass, and every time he looks at his receiver and makes the ‘Wrong-route-you-were-supposed-to-cut-this-way’ hand gesture followed by the ‘Shoulder-shrug-WTF’, you take a drink.  He suggested wine coolers as the featured beverage, because otherwise you’ll be throwing up by the 3rd quarter.  

 

Oy.

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Off-Season Wrap Up: Chicago Bears

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Jay Cutler at Chicago Bears training camp - Online Photo

Jay Cutler at Chicago Bears training camp - Online Photo

The time is finally upon us. Training camps are underway, and the speculation, machismo, and rhetoric of the NFL media starts to ramp up.  I enter the season with a new quarterback at the helm of my team, beatable division rivals, a promising young tailback, and…something…to look forward to on defense, I guess.

 

It’s a foreign sensation as a Bears fan to go into a season excited about the quality of the offense while deciding to ignore the problems on defense.  Typically it’s much more the other way around. But I’ve managed to convert nicely.  In fact I spent an entire picturesque Saturday watching Jay Cutler highlights from 2008. My jaw moved to the ‘dropped’ position upon watching this highlight early in the binge.

 

I vaguely remembered the game. It was Week 2 and I didn’t see it, but I recalled the image of Jay Cutler with the slapstick fumble in the last minute of the game. I recall ridiculing him, as an open discussion regarding who was more despicable – Jay Cutler or Phil Rivers – had broken out between my lady and me (Cutler usually won). I didn’t remember Cutler getting up and throwing the game-clinching touchdown and 2-pt. conversion.  

 

The fumble will remind any Bears fan of You-Know-Who, but his poise afterwards sure won’t. I know Cutler throws picks, and bad ones sometimes, but I’m past it. I’ll take the guy who has a rocket arm and who doesn’t fumble two snaps a game. And who doesn’t throw picks for TD’s to D-Ends. Or post 0.0 passer ratings in crucial division home games late in the season.

 

Indeed the quarterback position has me pumped.  But then I am deflated like a guy wearing a purple Brett Favre jersey when I look at the defense, particularly when I get an eyeful of the secondary.  They’ve replaced Mike Freaking Brown with Josh Freaking Bullocks, and their underachieving cornerbacks are barely making it through camp.  

 

I like what Rod Marinelli brings to the table as a D-Line coach, but the players are as suspect as they were last year, when Chicago did a pretty decent impression of The Three Stooges trying to go through a door at the same time.  They blitzed more than any team in the league and rarely even got pressure.  As the Bears’ D-line improves, so do the Bears.  Nate Vasher and D.J. Moore will look like world-beaters if Tommie Harris (uh..), Mark Anderson, and Tank Johnson Israel Idonije can return to their Super Bowl season form.

 

Bears fans, let everyone else underestimate what Cutler will do with Matt Forte, Devin Hester, and Greg Olsen. Don’t worry. They’ll be fine.

 

NEXT UP: MINNESOTA VIKINGS

 

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