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NFL 2009/10 WILDCARD PLAYOFF PICKS

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At the beginning of the season, I hitched a ride on two AFC bandwagons, Baltimore and the New York Jets. Then I quietly slid off of them when both teams took a nosedive after Week 4. But now that they have both scrapped their way back into the playoffs, I am sneaking back on to their bandwagons, and I will be pretending that I was there the whole time.

 

JETS at BENGALS

 

I like a lot of things about the Jets, but what I like most is what I learned just this week: that Doug Plank is a member of the Jets’ coaching staff. For those who may not know, Plank is the namesake of Buddy Ryan’s ‘46′ Defense, and if that doesn’t mean anything to you, just Google it. I don’t have time to explain it to you. But Plank was stupid mean and unafraid to destroy.

 

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So now Plank is coaching with the paunchy fruit of Buddy’s loins, Rex, for the Jets, who take on the Cincy Bengals this weekend. One of three rematches from last week, this one is probably toughest to call. I’m going with the Jets, because their O-Line, run game, and defense should win them at least one playoff game. They will be rabid and violent on both sides of the ball, and I don’t care that they’re on the road. Jets win 24-13.

 

RAVENS at PATRIOTS

 

Gotta love Ray Lewis. In an interview with Boston media today Lewis managed to insult and show respect to Tom Brady at the same time. It was a masterful display of trash-talking with tact – he poo-pooed the recent reports of Tom Brady’s rib and finger injuries, dismissing them as a ploy to distract a team into focusing on capitalizing on it, and that’s when the Patriots have you. He said that you have to play the Pats straight up or they’ll kill you, and he’s right. You can’t get drawn into selling out to pressure Brady, because he will be ready, and even without Wes Welker, New England is very hard to contain, let alone stop.

 

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Then he all but called Tom Brady and the whole Patriots organization a bunch of tea-drinking p*ssies, and to get out of his face with all this pansy-ass bullsh*t about broken ribs and fingers.  Everyone’s hurt.  If you have a jersey on come Sunday, no one’s worrying about what specifically may or may not be cracked and/or bruised. They will inflict pain.

 

I’m rooting for the Ravens but I have to pick the Patriots. I bet New England wins off of some BS flag with less than a minute to play because someone breaks wind in Golden Boy’s face and then he gets pink eye, but still wins the game. Pats 28, Ravens 24.

 

PHILLY at DALLAS

 

The Eagles pissed me off last week.  How could they lay down like that when the division, the No. 2 seed in the NFC, and bragging rights over the Cowboys were on the line?  Come on, that ain’t professional.  I’d be okay with a hard-fought, well-played loss, but to get smoked outright showed a lack of pride that I would find alarming if I were an Eagles fan.

 

I’m not an Eagles fan, although I like Philly, I like Donovan McNabb, and I really bleeping hate the Cowboys.  I’d like to believe that beat-down motivates them to man up this weekend, but Dallas is red hot, and Tony Romo has to win a playoff game sometime.  The fact that this year’s scenario looks so ripe for Romo’s picking probably means he’s most likely to choke it away, but nothing like that ever happens to me.  I hate you, Tony Romo.  But you probably win.  Cowboys 31, Eagles 17.

 

GREEN BAY at ARIZONA

 

Easy.  Packers.  Don’t really need to go into it.  If you’re thinking Arizona, you’re wrong.  Cheddar With Holes In It 35, Cardinals 10.

 

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NFL WEEK 3: DRAMA, DOMINANCE, and IMPOTENCE

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After a dramatic Sunday afternoon, things are starting to become a little clearer around the NFL, aren’t they?  There will be fallacies and misconceptions all year, but the truths are starting to become apparent.  But like many NFL players, some truths come with baggage.

For instance, Cincinnati is proving that virtually everyone has slept on them thus far – but now that they have everyone’s attention, can they keep up these nail-biting victories?  No one’s going to be overlooking them anymore, and despite impressive wins the last two weeks in Green Bay and at home vs. the Steelers, losing to the Bengals doesn’t sit well with any contending team’s fanbase.  Look for their opponents to step it up much harder in the coming weeks, and it remains to be seen if Cincy can step it up along with them.

Mark Sanchez and Rex Ryan have the Jets playing passionate, confident football. It is plays like Sanchez’s shoulder-dropping, safety-drilling TD run versus Tennessee that makes your team want to pile-drive someone for you.  But perhaps overlooked was Sanchez’s play-action fake on the go-ahead TD pass in the 3rd quarter that shows why he’s packing solid brass.  He almost over-sold the fake handoff by crouching low with the ball in his gut and his back to the line of scrimmage.  It was a thing of beauty, and he showed his poise by not missing on the subsequent easy throw to his target, a mistake that could have been forgiven of a rookie QB in his third game of the year.  But will the Jets get too cocky?  And when Sanchez finally does have the inevitable rookie meltdown, how does he rebound?

DOMINATION vs. IMPOTENTCY: Both the Giants and Ravens were playing bottom-feeders in Tampa Bay and Cleveland, but it was no less remarkable just how badly they pounded these guys.

New York held the Bucs to 86 total yards and 5 first downs on their own field, and showed just how badly the Bucs have devolved on defense.  The Bucs tackled like they were accustomed to playing flag football, and the NY runningbacks left piles of bruised and broken bodies in their wake after racking up 256 yards on the ground in a 24-0 shutout.

The Ravens intercepted the Browns 4 times, and twice on the returns played schoolyard games with Cleveland, pitching the ball around with laterals.  You don’t see that very often anymore.  The 80’s Bears teams used to do it all the time – it’s been a while since a defense has been that confident and wants to enjoy itself while embarrassing an opponent.  I have to feel bad for Browns’ fans while watching that.  The Ravens are actually their team.  It has to really sting getting humped like that by your ex, especially when she was the one who broke up with you.

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BEGRUDGING FAVRE RESPECT: Let me be the millionth person to state that “this is why the Vikings brought him here”.  Everything from Favre’s first INT of the season to the jaw-dropping last second TD was vintage Favre.

The pick came on a pass over the middle to a guy about 15 yards away who was draped in defenders.  Favre wound up and threw a high, whistling rocket that had no chance of being caught by any player until it bounced off someone’s now-shattered fingers and into the air.

The unbelievable final score came on an essentially improvised play that belonged in a Wrangler ad, with Favre deftly alluding a rush, stepping up, and launching a pass that traveled 50 yards through the back of the endzone and into the hands of some nobody the Vikings picked up a week before the season started.  It was on a rope, too.  No touch and all velocity, and it counted for what was maybe the most memorable TD of Favre’s career given the circumstances.  As you read this, please picture me typing these words while trying to quell the bile that is creeping into my esophagus.

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Vikings fan being his stereotypical obnoxious self as 49ers fans look on

PLAY OF THE WEEK: Apologies to Favre and his heroics, but your old teammate Donald Driver hauled in what could easily end up being the catch of the year against St. Louis (sorry if the link makes you sit through a commercial.  But hang in there – if you haven’t seen it, it’s worth the 15 second ad, trust me).  This was the kind of catch that make little kids want to play football.  With a corner drawing a flag for mugging him, Driver extends to full length and snatches the 52-yard bomb with his one free hand, pinning it against his helmet and bicep.  A thing of beauty in a weekend full of memorable plays.

BEARS HOMER SECTION: Chicago’s defense gave up seven 3rd-downs against Seattle, including distances of 8, 10, 11 and 19 yards, the longest resulting in Seattle’s first TD of the day on a screen pass.  Seneca Wallace did exactly what I thought he’d do, making the D chase him around all day and creating plays after buying time.  Lovie Smith apparently didn’t remember the lesson taught to him in week 1, when he continued to stack the box and bring heavy blitzes on Seattle’s final drive, which never should have gotten as far as it did, which was inside the Bears’ 30.

Chicago’s offensive line still gave Matt Forte nothing to work with, despite many Seahawks defensive starters sitting out due to injury.  Forte is talented and can do an awful lot if given space, but he’s not an outstanding tailback who can produce without any holes to run through.

Chicago again needed 2 missed field goals to win a game, and won’t keep getting that lucky.  Wow, did I like anything about this game?  Let’s see…Jay Cutler had a 126 qb rating (jerk)…Devin Hester scored the game-winning TD on a slant where the 3rd-string corner got tackled by his own teammate (lucky)…the Bears were in the middle of a conservative, play-for-the-field-goal drive when they scored (pansy)…the Bears are likely down to their 3rd MLB with starter Hunter Hillenmeyer falling victim to the NFL’s rib-injury bug (you gotta be kidding me)…they let former Viking WR Nate Burleson pop off for 9 catches for 109 yards (uggh)…and on 3rd and 1 in the 4th quarter, I saw perhaps the most poorly designed and called running play in football history, with Forte taking the handoff about 47 yards behind his line, and then had to wait for his fullback to come in front of him just to get in his way (it was rightly snuffed for a loss).  Plus those Seattle alternative jerseys may have burned out my retinas, and I know at the very least were visible from space.

Okay fine, one thing I liked was T.J. Houshmandzadeh backing up his tough trash-talk with 4 catches for 35 yards and a fumble that turned into my guy Johnny Knox’s 2nd TD catch of the year.  Man, T.J., maybe that was why the Bears “ain’t even holla at” you when you “was all trollin’ for dat insanely inflated free-agent deal.”  See ya next time, if you don’t get cut by then, Housh-bag.

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T.J. Houshmandzadeh: “Yo, maybe I ain’t shoulda talked all that sh*t this week…”

NOTES THAT SHOULD BE NOTED:

- Philly beat up on Kansas City with a very creative game plan, having virtually all 53 active players taking snaps at some point.  I’m sour on the Wildcat craze, but Philly used it effectively in the redzone, and didn’t miss their starting QB or starting RB one bit.

- Despite missing on the play, Tampa Bay head coach Raheem Morris showed big-time guts in attempting to score a TD on 4th and goal late in the game, instead of just kicking the gimme FG just to avoid a shutout.  There’s no way that even if the Bucs would have scored that they had any chance of winning, but he wanted a TD anyway.  Your team may suck, but that was a tiny slice of dignity.

- RB Fred Taylor had a nice game for New England, as did Randy Moss.  It’s kind of funny how the Patriots are what Oakland always tries to be, which is a cobblestone of aging castoffs and misfits from other teams who don’t want to bother with them anymore.

- The R*dsk*ns continued their slide into irrelevancy, falling to Detroit (as many predicted they would), and losing the $100,000,000.00 DT Albert Haynesworth along the way.  QB Jason Campbell actually had a pretty good game, but Clinton Portis is the gas in this vehicle, and his 60-some yards weren’t enough octane.  Too bad, so sad…

- I wonder, if just for a second, if Brett Favre’s last-minute, movie-worthy touchdown would somehow have an effect on Adrian Peterson’s ego.  The guy clearly doesn’t have much of one, really, but a guy who beats himself up as bad as he does after not finishing a run just perfect obviously wants the attention.  Don’t think he doesn’t realize the TV cameras are on him when he lays on the ground for a couple beats after getting tripped up just before breaking a long one.  Word of advice (as if Adrian bleeping Peterson reads my stuff) – just get up, man.  The disappointment in yourself may be genuine, but it’s getting annoying, and slowly chipping away from your good-guy image.  It comes off as selfish.  That being said, I do think that if Favre’s bright star somehow stands to diminish Peterson’s, AP’s got no problem taking out the frustration on his opponents.  Hmm.  Damn it, my team still has to play him twice.

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10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT WEEK 1

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1.  Adrian Peterson put on a show for the ages. This was one to show your kids someday if you’re a real Vikings fan.  The man’s purple and gold jersey disappears when he breaks loose, and you’ve got no choice, no matter what team you pledge allegiance to, but to marvel at the creativity, brilliance, and sheer anger that AP used to produce 180 yards and three TD’s.  Brett Favre’s debut in a Minnesota uniform was far overshadowed by what could be the best run in Peterson’s career to date.

2. The proprietor of this here football-themed website told me he thought my shutout prediction of the Bills by New England was a stretch, and I scoffed.  He was right.  Buffalo damn near pulled off a huge upset moments ago.  New England squeaked out a mouse-fart’s margin of a victory against Buffalo, driving anyone who bet that the Pats would cover the spread into an ulcer or a nuthouse or both.

3.  Even though the Houston Texans made it really easy on him, Mark Sanchez did some really impressive things in his rookie debut. At least six huge plays for him came on 3rd down, and one came on 4th, showing that ice water pulses in the veins of the kid from USC.  He showed a quick release, surprising mobility, and accuracy that several starting QB’s should envy.  Combined with (as we predicted) an aggressive, active defense, the Jets look to be a surprise in 2009.

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4.  New Kansas City head coach Todd Haley got his first full-time position job with the Chicago Bears in 2000, and although he lost his opener versus Baltimore, his team put on a performance worthy of those Bears’ teams of old.  Big plays and scores by the defense and special teams fueled a close loss to a far superior Ravens team.  Brodie Croyle even got in on the act, tossing big throws late in the game to keep it close.  Joe Flacco eventually daggered them, but the Chiefs may be better than anyone thinks this year (FS Mike Brown also had 12 tackles, but that’s not necessarily a good thing given his injury history).

5.  The New York Giants had some throw-back performances against the Washington, D.C. football franchise.  Mario Manningham looked like the Michigan star he was with a 31-yard TD catch-and-run, and the D-Line had a resurgence reminiscent of their 2007 Super Bowl win.  Justin Tuck and Osi Umenyiora will keep abusing offensive lines (and spell checks).

6.  As impressive as Drew Brees was in his record-setting opening-day game with 6 TD passes, RB Mike Bell ran for 143 yards. But perhaps this proves that the Detroit Lions’ defense is still really, really terrible.

7.  The San Francisco 49ers looked like a team led by Mike Singletary. The Hall-of-Fame MLB kept his squad fighting for every yard and never losing hope against the defending NFC Champs.  I feel proud and stupid, as I wanted to pick them to win but couldn’t commit.  I predicted a better-than-expected performance from San Fran, but not a win.  I will choose more wisely in the future, and the rest of the league is on notice.

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8.  Clinton Portis continues to be the engine driving Washington. Or more accurately, if he stalls, so do the R*dsk*ns.  He rushed for 62 yards on 15 carries, and 34 yards came on his first run from scrimmage.  Without a run game, QB Jason Campbell is not capable of carrying his team to a win against a quality opponent.

9.  There were the usual opening-week key injuries around the league:

-Brian Urlacher, Bears

-Anthony Gonzalez, Colts

-Donovan McNabb, Eagles

-Troy Polamalu, Steelers

-Hakeem Nicks, Giants

-Reggie Hayward, Jaguars

Here’s to a speedy recovery to all of these quality players.

10.  Of all the mistakes Jay Cutler made last night, the most overlooked one was his blowing the Bears’ final timeout on 4th and inches towards the end of the 3rd quarter.  I pondered this, thinking what could he possibly have seen from the Green Bay defense that made him reconsider the play call?  Isn’t this a fairly black-and-white situation?  Isn’t this play merely a comparison of these linemens’ testicle circumference?

Then I thought well, perhaps Chicago had some too-cute gimmick play called for the situation and Cutler saw that the Pack was prepared for it.  But even if that was the case, shouldn’t he have been equipped with the proper audible into a traditional 4th-and-inches playcall?  Someone, either Cutler of offensive coordinator Ron Turner screwed that up.  There were multiple other mistakes, both player and coaching-related, but few have drawn attention to this one, which burned the last clock-stop for Chicago and made their final drive much more difficult.  Perhaps I’ll have the wherewithal to revisit this game, but most likely I’ll just pretend it didn’t happen and pray that everything works out next week.

Who are the Bears playing?  The World-Champion Pittsburgh Steelers?  $%#@&*!!!!!

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VIKINGS NOTES: THE BRETT FAVRE CONSPIRACY

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I’m not into conspiracy theories, but when Brett Favre had his news conference yesterday, a mere 4 days before the Vikings’ season opener, he and the Vikings left a huge door open for speculation.  It’s a door I’m prepared to walk through and speculate as I do it.  

 

He decided it was time to string up the Jets for his late-season cliff-dive last year and play the victim card, basically saying that he pleaded to be benched after his biceps-tendon tear.  The Jets, to my surprise, acquiesced – saying that they in fact made a mistake and should have listened better to Favre’s complaints that he was too injured to play.

 

That doesn’t mean my theory is false – in fact, he also deliberately used the chance to doubt his own skills, planting the seeds of what could easily grow into his chance to finally step down from the NFL, carrying with him huge, cartoonish bags of cash with green dollar-signs on them.

 

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The man behind Brett Favre going to Minnesota

 

The fact that he is telling the truth only adds to my theory, that this whole Favresota episode has been a publicity stunt from the beginning.  Perhaps it wasn’t hatched in a smoky back-room of Winter Park, but if Favre decides he can’t hack it after three games, what do the people who run (and profit from) the Vikings really care?  And what would Favre care, after earning a guaranteed $12,000,000 in about six weeks time?

 

If Brett starts this Sunday, he gets his money.  And the Minnesota Vikings have already more than covered his salary in ticket sales, jersey sales, ad revenue and corporate sponsorships since Favre came onboard.  Even the New York Times jumped into this theory a few weeks ago, but of course I can’t find the damn link.  Favre can only be expected to be a One-Year Wonder anyway, and the Vikings have a talented young nucleus under contract for years to come.  What happens after they get a stadium deal is irrelevant. 

 

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Vikings owner Zygi Wilf

 

You still doubt me, and that’s fine.  But, if you were one of the guys running the Vikings and were trying to grow a new-stadium nest-egg, what better way to do it than this?  And when you called Favre to lure him to the Metrodome and he told you: “Aw shucks, Mr. Wilf, this old arm just can’t do it do it no more”, what would you say?  You’d say, “Brett, that matters none.  You coming here will make us both oodles of money, and I don’t even care if you make it to the Bye Week.”

 

And at that point, if you’re Brett (who has likely already told the Packers and their retirement/endorsement deal to kiss his Mississippi *ss), you say, “Well shucks, Mr. Wilf, that sounds like a heck of a deal.  I’ll be there!”

 

You get the idea.  I welcome challengers to this theory to comment below.

 

TACKED ON EDITORIAL:  BOBBY WADE DISMISSED FROM PURPLE, RADIO GUY PAUL ALLEN TO BLAME


Some say this isn’t a big deal – those people have already drunk that crap-tastic purple Kool-Aid (the stuff from the old Sunny-D commercial)

 

So let me get this straight, a guy who led your team in receptions for the last two seasons agrees to halve his current contract, and you decide to cut him.  Because these team-player types are easily found in the NFL.  Right.

 

Vikings radio announcer Paul Allen had no problem changing his tune today, going from “my favorite player ‘Wobby Bade’ (sic – he always loved that one), who single-handedly split the Bears’ locker room on MY show,” to turncoat into, “well, the writing was on the wall and he wasn’t very good in the red-zone. Percy Harvin needed time in the slot.  Wade was nowhere to be found in the pre-season.” (audio proof available here)  As if the NFL pre-season suddenly mattered. 

 

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Used-Car Salesman Vikings radio-announcer Paul Allen

 


Way to show gratitude for a guy who carried your passing game for the last two seasons.  Especially after Wade foolishly went along with your concocted “Urlacher called Jay Cutler a (expletive deleted)” bit live on the radio, which even Sean Jensen, the St. Paul Pioneer-Press reporter who broke the story, pointedly pointed out to you on your own show. 

 

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As a Bears/Bobby Wade fan, I really hope Paul Allen feels like a true A-Hole, which he’s shown himself to be.  Not only did he get a good guy fired from his job, he then decided to rationalize the decision on the very radio show that got him fired.  That’s some loyalty.  Defines “Minnesota Nice”.  But Favre-forbid you cross Vikings’ management and their “Great Football Minds” decisions.  Never was there a greater bobo than Paul Allen.

 

Here’s to hoping Chicago picks him up and sticks him in the slot, where Jay Cutler makes him a legit receiver again, and the Bears pump their former WR for the Minnesota playbook.  Maybe it would be as good a story as a different former rival player going to the opposition out of spite…

 

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AFC EAST 2009 Projections

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In 2008, the Miami Dolphins took the AFC East by storm with a 10-game turnaround from ‘07.  Led by a former rival QB who felt disrespected, a new coach in Tony Sporano and an easy schedule, the Dolphins were the comeback kids of the NFL.  But in 2009, the return of Tom Brady will keep them from consecutive division titles:

 

New England Patriots: 13-3

Miami Dolphins: 10-6

New York Jets: 7-9

Buffalo Bills: 3-13

 

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

There isn’t much to glean from the 2008 season that is statistically relevant to this year’s Pats.  We all know the ‘08 story – Brady went down in Week 1 with a very re-watchable knee injury, and FNG Matt Cassel took over, leading the squad to an 11-5 record.  The Patriots were the first team since the 1985 Broncos to miss the postseason with 11 wins, which puts another chip on the shoulder of Napoleonic coach Bill Belichick.  Cassel was then traded to Kansas City to become the new Scott Mitchell.

 

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If I can point to any negative for the Patriots, it’s that everyone has access to the tape of the 2007 Super Bowl and should know that to beat New England, you must pummel Tom Brady.  But to everyone’s dismay, the Golden-Gal will be back throwing 7-yard slants to Wes Welker all @&%#ing day until their opponents get so annoyed that they leave Randy Moss wide open – just so Brady throws it to someone else.

 

It should be noted that the Pats saw two really old centerpieces of their defense retire, LB Teddy Bruschi and safety Rodney Harrison.  I didn’t like either of them; Bruschi was too wholesome, Harrison was a cheap-shot, and both played too well for their age.  But FB Kevin Faulk will make up for them in the Pats’ Geriatric Ward: in his 14th NFL season he averaged 6.1 yards per carry and had 58 catches, and in his 15th he’ll have Brady back.  New England better make sure that Rogaine and Viagra aren’t on the Banned-Substance list.

 

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Rodney Harrison and Teddy Bruschi celebrate their retirement together.

 

THE MIAMI DOLPHINS

As previously stated, fate loved the Dolphins in 2008, and although it will do them no favors this year (they won’t have the AFC and NFC Wests to pick on), the Dolphins have a solid, if not almost-elite team.  Chad Pennington will continue his underrated, un-flashy performance if his running backs can continue theirs.  Last year, counter-culture icon Ricky Williams even provided clean urine for the entire season

 

Pennington was his typical safe, even-distribution-self with only 7 INT’s, and he led 5 different receivers to finish with 400-plus yards.  After those guys, the first 3 tailbacks on the depth chart each had more than 200 yards receiving, and the balance proved valuable late, when Miami won 9 of their last 10 games.  Pennington compiled nearly 3700 yards and finished 2nd in the NFL with a 98 Passer Rating.

 

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But the biggest surprise was on defense: Miami went from 30th in points allowed in 2007 to 9th in 2008.  The 120-point improvement on defense is almost as jaw-dropping as winning 10 more games. 

 

One guy to keep an eye on is tailback Lex Hilliard, a 2008 practice-squader from Montana.  He’s run very well in the preseason, and is bigger than both Williams and Brown at 5-11, 240.  Starting FB Lousaka Polite only has 5 pounds on him, so look for some solid production out of the kid from Kalispell if anyone gets hurt or visits Jamaica during the Bye week. 

 

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THE NEW YORK JETS

It’s reasonable for one to expect a bigger hangover from the Brett Favre experiment, and perhaps I’m giving new coach Rex Ryan and his big-name rookies too much credit.  I’ve got them winning tough-ish road games in Houston and Tampa, which could be a stretch for Mark Sanchez. 

 

With Laveranues Coles leaving for Cincinnati, New York is thin at receiver.  Hence their flirtation with trading for headcase Brandon Marshall – Jerricho Cotchery is reliable, but Sanchez could use a bigger target.  Either way, he’ll lean on runners Thomas Jones and Leon Washington, with rookie Shonn Greene providing injury insurance.  But Sanchez strikes most observers as competent, and I think 7-9 is possible even for a team performing a major overhaul.

 

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Vincent Chase Mark Sanchez, USC.


Rex Ryan wisely brought LB Bart Scott along from Baltimore to help on defense, and if I may get scientific for a moment, Ryan also brings impressive genetics.  He and his father Buddy Ryan have overseen some of the best defenses on record:  Buddy with the late-70’s Vikings and 1985 Bears, and Rex with the Ravens of late.  Rex’s little brother Rob also won a couple rings coaching the linebackers in New England from 2000-2003.  That’s a total of 4 NFL Championships, making the Ryan clan more prolific than the reigning NFL royalty, the Manning family.  Although I think Archie, Peyton and Eli have typically played much better with other kids than Rex and Rob’s old man ever did.

 

 

THE BUFFALO BILLS

The tougher schedule will treat no team worse than Buffalo, and it’s only a matter of time before Terrell Owens comes unglued.  Coach Dick Jauron isn’t off to a great start either, apparently deeming it wise to pink-slip offensive coordinator Turk Schonert about 10 days before the opener.  On defense, the Bills ranked 21st in 2008, and have done virtually nothing to fix it except draft DE Aaron Maybin, who held out through all of training camp and is currently listed 3rd on the depth chart.


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Ultimately, yawn-inducing QB Trent Edwards won’t be able to pacify both T.O and 2nd-fiddle (but probably better) WR Lee Evans, which will lead to the clichéd turmoil that has followed Owens everywhere he’s played.  The nation’s collective eyes will roll when the media tries to get us all to gasp at T.O.’s predictable cry-babying, so maybe we should find some other divisive butthole to demonize in 2009.  

 

Jay Cutler, your table is ready.

 

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