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Jay Cutler and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Poor Jay. On a night when his defense finally showed up against an opponent who had been taunting them all week with boasts to “destroy” them, Jay was the one to crap himself repeatedly. 5 times, to be exact. Zero touchdowns, five interceptions. The game left him with 17 interceptions through 9 games.

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Finding good pictures of Cutler is really easy, especially when he throws 5 interceptions.

It’s funny that this game was on the NFL Network, because there will inevitably be a few remaining Cutler apologists out there who weren’t able to see the game or DVR it, and they will take a look at the box score tomorrow and build their case for Cutler’s defense:

He completed 29 passes for over 300 yards. They made him throw 52 times because the run game is terrible. His protection was likely suspect, so he was probably on the run and his receivers effed up.

In a different game, these arguments may be valid. But those who watched the game would know that 4 of Cutler’s picks were no else’s but his own, and that he should have thrown another one. Cutler’s 2nd pick was the result of Devin Hester losing his footing and missing an otherwise well-thrown pass. But in Cutler’s other 4 interceptions, and particularly the two inside the red zone, he had clear throwing lanes in front of him and/or good protection. On one INT he was kind of caught up in traffic and he flipped a clumsy shovel pass to Forte, who couldn’t reach it, but Cutler wasn’t hit on the play and would have been much better off either running or taking a sack if he had to.

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Each of his two interceptions from inside the 49er 10-yard line were after long drives by the offense, and they were both remarkably bad throws. Cutler tried to argue that his 4th interception should have been interference because his huge 3rd-string tight end Kellen Davis was somehow knocked on his ass by a safety half his size before the ball was caught, which is true. But the safety was playing the ball all the way, and he had just as much right to it as Davis did.

Of course, the ultimate Cutler apologist’s talking point has no place here either, which is that in every multiple-pick game this year (except for Week 1, which was an abberration. Cough), Cutler has had to throw wildly because they were down so many points. Nope. Chicago never trailed by more than 4 after the first quarter in this one.

It was a spectacular meltdown, and after all that, he has to fly back to Chicago and talk to all those mean newspaper reporters who ask him stupid questions.

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The Last Post About the NFC North for a While

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Favresota’s got me burned out on football already. I gotta wrap this up quick and move on, or I’ll be wishing this season to be over before it’s even started.

 

Here’s my 2009 NFC North predictions.  I shocked and dismayed myself:

Green Bay: 12-4
Chicago & Minnesota: 10-6
Detroit: 5-11

It’s all about the future in Detroit, and likely will be for a while. That’s why they pretty much aren’t included in the following accessible, ADD-friendly, loosely-organized bullet-points:

 

COMMON WINS/LOSSES:

• The NFC East will hand key home losses to Minnesota and Chicago. This won’t bode well for either teams’ chances for the postseason after losing potential tiebreakers to New York and Philadelphia.

 

• AFC North matchups should split evenly between losses to the Steelers and Ravens, and wins against the Bengals and Browns. Everyone beats up on Detroit and the NFC West this year, like usual.

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DOUBTABLE PICKS:

• Bears winning at Seattle, Week 3. I picked ‘em because they’ll be 0-2 and will be pissed or desperate or both, and the Seahawks, while I really know nothing about them, seem iffy. Seattle is always tough at home, but the Bears play them well.

 

• Minnesota winning at Arizona, Week 13: The Vikes beat up the Cardinals late in the season in the desert last year. They’re not likely to do it two years in a row. I picked Minnesota because Brett Favre and Tarvaris Jackson threw a combined 10 touchdowns against the Cards in 2008.

 

• Green Bay winning at Arizona, Week 17: The Cardinals could be finished, could be breathing at this point. Green Bay may have it wrapped up in the North and lay down to an Arizona team trying to break the Super-Bowl-loser stigma of missing the playoffs. But if these two teams either both need it or both don’t, the Pack will win.

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TURNING POINTS:

• The Packers will take control with a big win over Dallas at home in Week 10, coming off an important road win in Tampa the week before. The Vikings and Bears both have much more losable road games in the NFC South; Chicago will make it two straight seasons losing in Atlanta, and the Metrodomers will get roughed up in Carolina in Week 15.

 

• Both Green Bay and Minnesota should be red-hot early. The Vikings should win their first five games and I’ve got GB starting a ridiculous 11-1. I know how it sounds, but take a look for yourself. I see one loss, in Minnesota, through Week 12. There’s three losses somewhere in the last 5 games, but it won’t matter by then.

 

• The Bears’ hard start could derail Jay Cutler’s first season in Chicago if tempers flare. They open on Monday Night in Green Bay, then follow with their home opener against Pittsburgh. Then there’s the toss-up in Seattle. They could be starting 0-3 and wanting to lynch their new QB before catching a gimme with Detroit. But if the three losses are close, well-played games they will hang in there and make it three teams in the division with 10+ victories.

 

ODDS OF ME MAKING IT TO WEEK 1 WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF OR OTHERS BECAUSE OF BRETT FAVRE:

50-50 at the moment.  Come on, the man isn’t John Lennon, he isn’t Jesus.  He’s not running from the police, so what’s with the helicopters?  He’s an old-ass quarterback who can’t let go with an ego that just sucks up all this exposure.  Good luck getting rid of him now after obnoxiously lavishing him with attention.  Sheesh.

 

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Off-Season Wrap Up: Detroit Lions

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What do you say about the Detroit Lions that hasn’t been said already? More importantly, what do you say about the Detroit Lions that anyone is going to give a bleep about?

I had to ask the internet who their new head coach was; I couldn’t have remembered if you put a gun to my head. Turns out it’s Jim Schwartz, and according to his Wikipedia page, he’s been the defensive coordinator in Tennessee for the last eight seasons. Huh. Scott Linehan is the new offensive coordinator, coming off a head coaching job in St. Louis and who oversaw Minnesota’s pretty damn good 2004 season as OC. Gunther Cunningham rounds out the defensive portion of the coaching overhaul in Detroit. All I know about Gunther Cunningham is that the name Gunther is funny to me, and that he used to coach for the Chiefs at some point. I vaguely remember his name being associated with Chicago before Dick Jauron was hired. Good ol’ Dick.

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So the Lions lost all sixteen games last year, and even though they lost a decent amount of squeakers…they lost all sixteen. Really close, winnable games slipped away at Chicago in Week 9, and they got legitimately jobbed Oct. 12th at Minnesota. The Vikes needed an ultra-bogus PI call in the last 2 minutes to steal a win at home.

They were no doubt a crappy team, and newly-minted Bears assistant head-coach Rod Marinelli had a lot to do with it. In fairness, the Matt Millen GM legacy didn’t leave him much to work with. Marinelli’s defensive prowess was good enough for dead last in the league, and his offense was 27th. That about wraps it up for the Rod Regime in Detroit.

The bright spots at Ford Field amounts to the foundation the Lions can count on: Kevin Smith and Calvin Johnson. FP is already on record as endorsing Kevin Smith’s potential, and Calvin Johnson’s unchallenged status as the Lion’s no. 1 wideout will produce more than the 1300+ yards he had last year. They made Matthew Stafford a filthy rich man and still have Daunte Culpepper (reunited with Scott Linehan) vying for the starting slot at QB.

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The offense seems to have some talent, but the defense will have to improve. They can’t get any worse after giving up 30 or more points in 11 games last year. It would be silly to try to make it seem like Detroit had much of a shot at making an impact, but there’s always the thought of the ‘08 Dolphins, who went from 1-15 in ‘07 to 11-5 and a division championship. No one expects that kind of turnaround, but the Lions will improve by default, and the NFC North isn’t strong enough to justify the attention it’s getting these days. 6 wins is realistic, and don’t be shocked when division rivals blow it at Ford Field in 2009.

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BREAKING: BRETT FAVRE ON HIS WAY TO TWIN CITIES

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Twin Cities’ own CBS Channel 4 correspondent Mark Rosen is reporting that Brett Favre is on a plane to Winter Park to sign a contract with the Minnesota Vikings.

Rosen first reported the story with Paul Allen on KFAN AM 1130. Citing an “Impeccable source”, Rosen is reporting that Brett Favre will indeed be throwing passes to Percy Harvin this season in a purple uniform.

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If anyone can give me one example of an aging superstar who switched teams this late in his career and made any discernible difference, I’ll say that this will have a big impact. Otherwise, it’s just an over-the-hill QB who will continue to add to his record interception total.

UPDATE: Favre has signed a ludicrously lucrative contract, a reported $12 Million this year alone, 2nd year is considerably less. Now the Vikings are over-paying for an over-the-hill QB, who they say they just want to ‘manage the game’ for them. Why would a team pay a 40 year-old QB $12 Million to “manage” for one year?

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Oh, so this is what Denver fans were talking about

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And not to toot my own horn, but so was I.  Many Bears fans were calling me a pessimist when Jay Cutler was brought on board in April, but it didn’t take long for him to prove my point.  The Chicago Tribune’s David Haugh does a commendable job of shining the spotlight on Cutler’s comments regarding an interception he threw in the Bears’ first preseason game against Buffalo, in which Cutler seemed to put blame on Devin Hester for not helping him out.  But Haugh also apologizes for the new QB’s comments by stating that “the competitor in Cutler occasionally makes it hard for him to admit a mistake.”  

 

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In other words, the guy’s never wrong, and is too much of a SOB to admit it.  One Bronco-fan buddy of mine suggested a drinking game while watching Cutler this season:  Wait until the cameras zoom in on him after an incomplete pass, and every time he looks at his receiver and makes the ‘Wrong-route-you-were-supposed-to-cut-this-way’ hand gesture followed by the ‘Shoulder-shrug-WTF’, you take a drink.  He suggested wine coolers as the featured beverage, because otherwise you’ll be throwing up by the 3rd quarter.  

 

Oy.

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