MARQUEE
NEW ENGLAND at INDIANAPOLIS: When I picked the Colts to lose last week to the Texans, I did so because I honestly thought that Houston’s pass game would overwhelm Indy’s No. 1 overall defense, which I considered a mirage. This week, the Patriots come to town, toting the No. 2 overall offense and the 4th-ranked defense. So I don’t think I have a choice.

Tom Brady on acid
In Weeks 6 and 7, leading into their Week 8 Bye, New England had the privilege of clobbering Tennessee and Tampa Bay in consecutive weeks, which I think inflates their offensive standings a bit. And speaking of mirages, the average offense they’ve faced through 8 games is 19th, so how legit is Belichick’s defense? The Ravens have the best offense they’ve beaten this year; they rank 10th. They haven’t faced a top-5 passing attack like Peyton Manning’s since Rodney Harrison and Teddy Bruschi retired.
But I still like the Patriots. The Colts got off easy last week playing Houston without TE Owen Daniels, who is the Texan’s ‘size-matters’ red-zone threat. While the Colts are certainly an elite and surgical offense, they’ve struggled the last two weeks. And there still seems like there is something soft about them, and that the Pats will have their way. New England 34, Indy 24.
CINCINNATI at PITTSBURGH: I like this game. Clear lines are drawn, if you follow traditional NFL thought: Good vs. Evil = Steelers vs. Bengals. But I like both of them.
I like Carson Palmer. I like Chad Ochocinco. I don’t like Cedric Benson, but I can appreciate how he fits in with the rest of the Cincy locker room. As for the Steelers, I’m not a big fan of too many Pittsburgh players, but I do like Mike Tomlin.

Tomlin is a rare mix of old school and new school, where the players love him but he also stresses toughness and accountability. Tomlin doesn’t just do that without being a d*ck, he makes it cool. He sets the tone for his team. He’s young enough to find common ground, yet he maintains his authority. He’s straightforward and can be blunt, but without being pretentious like Parcells or Gruden.
I’ll take all that character and goodie-goodieness over the skeleton-closeted Bengals – Pittsburgh 30, Cincy 26.
PHILLY at SAN DIEGO: I was disappointed in the Eagles last week not being able to take care of business at home against Dallas. Donovan McNabb looked pedestrian, and when he stalls the whole offense stalls. I’d like to think that a nice little trip to San Diego will serve McNabb and the Eagles well, because the Chargers have yet to beat a legit team. It’s tough to classify the Eagles as legit, but they might be partially legit and I don’t like Phil Rivers. Have I mentioned that I don’t like Phil Rivers before?
Eagles win a road squeaker, 24-21.
DALLAS at GREEN BAY: Whatever, I don’t care about this game, because I’m not supposed to like either of these teams. I kinda like the Packers, but that’s only because I hate the Vikings. I want to pick the Packers, but I can’t see Aaron Rodgers not getting dropped at least five or six times in this game.
I’m picking Dallas because of their defense, which has given up more than 21 points only once so far in 2009. At the end of the day, they’re both either mediocre or overrated or both. Dallas 21, Packers 14.
MISMATCHES
A total of four games look to be either big blowouts or big upsets this week, and I’m picking the obvious favorite to win 34-10 in each of the following games:
DETROIT at MINNESOTA
NEW ORLEANS at SEATTLE
BALTIMORE at CLEVELAND
BUFFALO at TENNESSEE
DENVER at WASHINGTON, D.C. FOOTBALL FRANCHISE
I know, I snuck that Bills-Titans game in there towards the end. Even with the garbage status of both of these teams, it should be a rout for Tennessee, who brings the 2nd-ranked running game against the Bills’ league-worst run defense.
And I know there’s been a lot of chatter about Denver “being exposed” the last two weeks, but they played two good teams, and they’re a squad with a rookie head coach and a first-year QB – they’re going to be fine. The R*dsk*ns will be just the remedy they need.
COULD BE GOOD, COULD SUCK, PROBABLY BORING
JACKSONVILLE at NY JETS: The Jets are so hard to pick this season. They’re hard to pick in their own division – they’ve beaten the Pats and lost to the Bills. They lost to Miami twice. The Jags are the same story. They beat Houston and lost to Tennessee. Seattle beat them 41-0. That’s why I’ll pick the Jets, who in reality will probably lose this week, only to go to Foxboro next week and win. J-E-T-S 26, Jags 13.
TAMPA BAY at MIAMI: I gotta say the Bucs grew on me last week. I like Josh Freeman. He’s big, he looked confident, he looked accurate. He didn’t look scared. Not being scared won’t make you a good QB (look at Jay Cutler), but it helps if you have other intangibles, which I think Freeman might have. I’ll still take Miami, because Freeman can’t help Tampa’s defense, which is giving up over 160 rushing yards a game. Dolphins 24, Bucs 17.
ATLANTA at CAROLINA: Carolina leads the league in turnovers with 24. Atlanta hasn’t lost to a bad team yet, and they won’t this week. Falcons 28, Panthers 17.
SEATTLE at ARIZONA: Yeah, I just can’t seem to find the enthusiasm for this one. Neither Arizona’s drubbing of my own team last week or Arizona’s Super Bowl appearance do a thing for me. I know Seattle is probably still terrible enough to lose big in this one, but who knows? I’ll say Seattle for the hell of it, S’Hawks 23, Cards 22.
WEEK 10 TOILET BOWL: K.C. at OAKLAND: Uhh…I’ll say the Raiders. A score isn’t really too necessary.
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